There's supposedly a trailer on the DVD as well - good luck trying to find it.
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Another girl named Gwen starts out all right, she's like Kelly Bundy from Married with Children, except twice as slutty, but by the end of her part she's speaking via the thesaurus as well. Jay is a stoner who acts like he's got to go to the bathroom really bad; Bob is just a fat idiot who spends the whole movie pointing his hand at things and trying to use "the force" to move objects. It's advertised as having over an hour of deleted scenes.
There's also a comic book writer who shows up to inject a large amount of padding into a scene. The first ten minutes of these deleted scenes consists of a film of an unused script.
Eventually, they decide to try and win back their significant others, and take care of their respective nemesises (TS's girlfriend's father, and a store clerk who hates the two for not having any shopping agenda).
In the opening credits for Ben Affleck in the movie depict a comic book, which is a parody of Batman.
Needless to say, the two main characters are beyond shallow.
They don't have any personalities other than that they like video games, comic books, and they just will not stop talking - ever. We're supposed to be impressed by the clever use of oddball words, for instance calling a pool table a "gaming table".
As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Brodie Bruce, a Sega and comic book obsessed college student, and his best friend, TS Quint, are both dumped by their girlfriends on the same day, and to deal with their loss, they both go to the local mall.
Along the way, they meet up with some friends, including Willam, a guy who stares at Magic Eye pictures, desprately trying to see the hidden image; Gwen, one of TS's ex-girlfriends; and Jay & Silent Bob, of Clerks fame.
Bella canes her as Kira sits on her face and smothers her with her pussy.
Eliza dives deep into Kira's hot cunt, licking and slurping her up.
The whole movie is based on a single gimmick: take an actual conversation, transcribe it into Microsoft Word, then use the thesaurus tool to replace every adjective with more obscure ones. It goes on without pause for the entire film - people talk about nothing in this "clever" way.